First real bad hair day

Today is the worst hair day ever...my hair is so dry and crunchy, it's been like this for two days that shea butter ain't even helping, what's up with that?  I feel like running to the store and finding some kind of DC, as a matter of fact I think I will be doing that in just a moment cause I can't take this.  I have Zumba in a bit so I won't wash tonight but when I wake in the morning it is on like a pot of neck bones, LOL!